Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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snowglobe

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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