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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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