A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Anti Joke

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