What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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