- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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