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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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