- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

batman has diarrhea

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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