- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

c-? men, C-men

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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