- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why can't jokes spit?

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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