- Anti Joke

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

2 + 2 = 4

Your mom went to college

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Bitch