what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

An Asian man fails a math test

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...