Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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