Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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