- Anti Joke

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

There once was this guy and he fell down

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.