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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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