Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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