- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Has u seen my grammar?

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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