- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Neither did she.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

No your aunties a joke

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Women's Rights

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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