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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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mark is religion

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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