- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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