- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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