Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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knock knock go away!!!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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