Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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