In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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The Princess is in another castle

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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