What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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what is orange? an orange

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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