- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Camerons hair is Curly..

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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