- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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