- Anti Joke

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Fat? Jesse Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.