- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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