- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

mmm i love marble bumhole

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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