- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

My parents died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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