How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Tim likes girls

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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