- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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