- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

This sentence is a lie.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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