How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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