What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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