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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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