What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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THe Election

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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world society

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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