Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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AIDS.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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