Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Wolfjob.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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So one time there was this woman learning...

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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