How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Apple juice.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what is the color of a burp burple

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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