- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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