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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did Washington say to California? WC

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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