Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

I love alchohol!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Indians

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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