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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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