What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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H o m o comes out as homo

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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