What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Error 37.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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