- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

time to spruce up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??