- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Your mom.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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