A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Nah

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

The New York Giants

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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