How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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