- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

snowglobe

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Penis

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Albert your flies undone.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

cory

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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