- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A women left the kitchen.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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