- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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