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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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