- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's 2+2? Fish

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Sex vagina. lol.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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