Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

My penis is big... not.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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