- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

A seal walks into a club.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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