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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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