There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Chlamydia

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Trump will make America great again.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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