What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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