No it doesnt..

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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