Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Your mom is so nice.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Womens Rights

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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