Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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I have an erection My mom!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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