The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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