- Anti Joke

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake