- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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