cancer

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

i just pooped that is all!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

I? Everett

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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