Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Once upon a time, The end.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

European on my shoes, buddy.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Terry has ebola

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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