- Anti Joke

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

a seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.