A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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