- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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